Friday, February 22, 2013

Guyism: Alessandra Ambrosio makes her case for sexiest mom in the world

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Alessandra Ambrosio makes her case for sexiest mom in the world
Feb 22nd 2013, 14:20


Alessandra Ambrosio, one of the most well-known supermodels in the world, is back with another great set of pictures for the new collection from London Fog. (See the first set here.) This time Alessandra Ambrosio is modeling London Fog’s Spring collection, and once again she shares modeling duties with her adorable daughter Anja. Alessandra and her mini-me modeled everything from children's outerwear (natch) and outerwear to umbrellas, handbags, and sunglasses. Something tells me that a career in modeling might be in Anja’s future as an adult.

Want a little more Alessandra Ambrosio? We’ve got you covered right here.

Photo credit: London Fog

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Guyism: Two-year-old Titus destroys Jimmy Kimmel in basketball shootout

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Feb 22nd 2013, 14:00


A two-year-old trick shot artist named Titus annihilated Jimmy Kimmel in a shootout last night. Titus is quite the viral sensation these days after his father uploaded video of him drilling shots on a mini-hoop.

He made the rounds on the talk-show circuit recently but didn’t perform well, which led to the Kimmel-Titus challenge. Take a look.

Titus is a freakin machine man. I know it’s against labor laws and everything but Dwight Howard should hire him. Not because he shoots better but because he handles himself more maturely. Oooh, you feel that burn Dwight.

N8cLsld Two year old Titus destroys Jimmy Kimmel in basketball shootout

And yes, this Jimmy Kimmel GIF will go on his lowlight reel.

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Guyism: 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

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Feb 22nd 2013, 13:00


Big Breasts 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

JeHu68, Flickr

Sure, big breasts are great and most women who have them like them, but did you know that there are some pretty big reasons that women hate their big breasts? (Whaaaaaat? I know, right?!?) I read up on the subject up, then spoke to a friend of mine (let’s call her Ari) whose breasts are so large that they would surely cripple her if she was in poor shape. Ari and I spent some time discussing the cons of having sweater puppies so big that you practically have to keep them on a leash. Ladies, what are your least favorite things about having big breasts, besides feeling like without the proper support you’d be thrust into an endless forward tumble?

Photo credit: JeHu68, Flickr

8 If Women Were Men, They Wouldn’t Even Want a Woman With Big Boobs

Dating 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

Jacrews7, Flickr

According to a recent study conducted by a cosmetic surgeon and psychologist from the University of Regensburg in Germany, women with large bust sizes consider medium sizes more eye-catching, underestimating their own attractiveness to men. Men, of course have a mind-set of “the bigger the better” when it comes to a woman’s chesticles.

Photo credit: Jacrews7, Flickr

7 Clothes Don’t Fit

Clothes Dont Fit 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

Westside Shooter, Flickr

It can be hard for big-breasted ladies to find clothes that fit, sure, but even clothing they think may look good in theory actually look odd once their world-sized globes are pushing outward from inside. Ari gives us a great example: “Wearing a turtleneck turns you into a wall of boobs”.

Photo credit: Westside Shooter, Flickr

6 Big Breasts are Expensive

Expensive 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

Daquella manera, Flickr

Not like plastic surgery expensive; it’s because dressing and protecting them is expensive. This especially goes for quality bras, which cost somewhere between ridiculous and ludicrous. Seriously, they cost as much as a man’s entire outfit (if he doesn’t mind getting his shirt and shoes at Target).

Photo credit: Daquella manera, Flickr

5 They’re Painful

Painful 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

TheChanel, Flickr

Just like having a long dong or a lo wang; having large, unwieldy body parts can cause issues for women too. Running too fast or down a set of stairs, lying on them wrong or experiencing crushing back pain are all good indicators that those funbags are only fun to the people who get to look at them.

Photo credit: TheChanel, Flickr

4 Big Breasts Can be Bad Breasts

Breasts 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

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The classic battle between quality and quantity; big boobs sag with age or can sport nipples so large they look like unevenly sliced deli meat. Breasts can even feel like they’re filled with that stuff you find in bean bags, rather than being firm, pert or Pert Plus, as most big, bra-restrained breasts would have you believe.

Photo credit: SFB579:), Flickr

3 Sports and Exercise Becomes Dangerous

Dangerous 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

Brett Jordan, Flickr

Sports bras can only do so much in the battle against getting slapped in the face by an errant nipple.

Photo credit: Brett Jordan, Flickr

2 Big Breasted Women are Often Expected to be Promiscuous

Promiscuous 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

electricnerve, Flickr

My friend Ari sometimes chooses to wear more conservative tops because things that would look normal on someone else can look kind of slutty on her. “It’s never nice to have a man only focus on my chest.” In other cases, some big-breasted women are promiscuous, because that’s the role they were pigeon-holed into ever since puberty hit them like a fleshy sledgehammer.

Photo credit: electricnerve, Flickr

1 They Can Turn Women Into Vapid Soulless Shells of Human Beings

Soulless 8 reasons women hate having big breasts

Irwin-Scott, Flickr

Let’s piggy-back on that last thought… this is all hypothetical, but also possible: When a woman grows up being lauded for her bust size and/or beauty (the two of which are linked somewhat closely for most men) and she continually gets attention for her looks, she can easily find ways to make them work to her advantage. This includes landing a job, getting out of a speeding ticket, getting men to do and buy things for her and more. The way she looks acts to satisfy or at least tease the satisfaction of a primal urge in others, and therefore, she has things handed to her and doesn’t need to develop things like, ohhh I dunno, her personality. On the other hand, a woman with large breasts who doesn’t want to let them define her has to work extra hard to overcome that, so kudos to those ladies.

Photo credit: Irwin-Scott, Flickr

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Guyism: Charles Barkley lays the smack down on Derrick Rose’s brother

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Charles Barkley lays the smack down on Derrick Rose's brother
Feb 22nd 2013, 02:44


Vintage Charles Barkley during halftime of the Bulls-Heat game as he absolutely eviscerated Derrick Rose’s brother. Earlier today, Reggie Rose told ESPN Chicago that the Bulls front office had no clue what they were doing.

"What have you pieced together? Have you made any moves? Have you made any trades to get better? You know all roads to the championship lead through Miami. What pieces have you put together for the physical playoffs? Joakim Noah is a great player. Luol Deng is a great player. But you need more than that. You have to put together pieces to your main piece. The players can only do so much. It's up to the organization to make them better. It's frustrating to see my brother play his heart and soul out for the team and them not put anything around him."

Barkley’s response:

Reggie, you’re probably crying right now. Totally understandable after that verbal lashing.

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Guyism: GIFterpiece Theatre: Mila Kunis, sexier than ever

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Feb 22nd 2013, 01:00


Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin 640x513 GIFterpiece Theatre: Mila Kunis, sexier than ever

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Mila Kunis and some unfortunate children highlight tonight’s edition of GIFs.

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

Guyism: New red band ‘Spring Breakers’ trailer brings it

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Feb 22nd 2013, 00:40


This movie, guys. I can’t even wait to see this movie. There’s no film coming out this year that’s as hot and weird as Spring Breakers. Harmony Korine’s last movie was shot on old thrift store VHS tapes and featured homeless scumbags who had sex with piles of garbage. This new one is a super-glossy crime caper with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in it. How exactly do you pull that off? That’s like getting high and playing Tecmo Bowl one day and starting for the Patriots the next. Here’s the new Red Band trailer for Spring Breakers, which also stars Gucci Mane and James Franco and opens later this year.

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Guyism: BungyPump poles are your latest exercise fad

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Feb 22nd 2013, 00:20


Cross-country skiing is great exercise, which is why people spent most of the ’90s looking faintly ridiculous with the NordicTrack for a few months before consigning it to the purgatory of the garage.

Hope springs eternal, though, especially for exercise equipment manufacturers, and the latest attempt to get your money in exchange for tools to improve your physique is the unfortunately named BungyPump.

Here’s the standard “makes you look like a dork” video all exercise equipment must feature:

Essentially, they’re spring-loaded poles where the midsection plunges straight into the bottom part of the pole. The basic idea is that you use them while walking and, as you press the pole down into the pavement, you get a workout for your arms as well as your legs while walking. It’s also supposed to be gentle and good on the joints.

This may sound a bit familiar and, in fact, there already is something called Nordic walking, which is just walking with rigid poles instead of springy ones. But really, how springy your pole is should remain a private matter.

BungyPump [Official Site]

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Guyism: The top 100 nightclubs and bars by revenue in America

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Feb 22nd 2013, 00:00


Nightclubs come and go faster than I do, so the turnover in this list of top 100 nightclubs and bars is quite large. Did your local favorite make the cut? Hint: I doubt it.

The cities well represented aren’t going to shock anyone. In fact, the top 7 cities account for 60% of the bars and clubs on the list. Those are Las Vegas(21), New York(10) Miami Beach(9) Los Angeles(6) San Diego(6) Chicago(4) Washington, DC(4). What is surprising though is what kind of dollar figures the top spots brought in. The $80 million that XS Nightclub brought in last year is an absurd amount for a business that’s open for 6 hours, 3 days per week. That’s over $85,000 per hour.

I’d say we should all get into the nightclub business, but far more fail than succeed. I’ve only been to 17 of these spots, so it may be time to take a field trip. You know, for research. People visit all 32 baseball fields, so why can’t I visit all 100 clubs?

top 100 clubs 640x2278 The top 100 nightclubs and bars by revenue in America

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Guyism: Strip club goers more likely to use AOL email: Study

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Feb 21st 2013, 23:40


Strip Club AOL Email Strip club goers more likely to use AOL email: Study

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AOL email users also planned slightly cheaper bachelor parties than other email domains.

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