 Twitter Crazy: This week's best celebrity tweets Jan 25th 2013, 20:00
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Photo credit: eldh, Flickr
What was worse?Brady’s clock management or Brady’s slide? — Jim Rome (@jimrome) January 21, 2013
Ty Cobb loved the slide, so…
I am truly sorry for everyone today who experienced their team not winning. But in a way they did because they’re all rich & date models. — Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) January 21, 2013
Thanks for the reminder.
It’s not that the Patriots are arrogant or Brady is vain & spoiled or that Belichik is an asshole its… No actually it is that. — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 21, 2013
And that’s just part of it.
What’s most impressive about James Franco is the number of different things he’s not that good at. — Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 21, 2013
Someone is not a big James Franco fan.
i accidentally deleted an app and now there is a blank space and i don’t know what it was AND I AM FREAKING OUTLKJSDLDSGLKJDSGLDSGLSDKLG; — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 22, 2013
Been there.
A dynasty is not measured by rings but by the amount of fear your opponent has for you and he knows you know — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 22, 2013
Actually, Jose, I think it is about the rings.
Beyonce lip-synching!? Shocking-Sad What can we believe in? What’s next O’Reilly revealed as a liberal? My mustache exposed as a prosthetic? — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) January 22, 2013
Don’t even joke about the mustache, Geraldo.
Those that can…do. Those that can’t… lip sync. — Doreen Taylor (@DoreenTaylor) January 22, 2013
Cat fight!! C’mon, cat fight!
I love Maps — Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) January 23, 2013
Is her trying to get cast in Anchorman?
If a sneeze really is 1/8 of an orgasm, I should get at least a 20 minute break every 8 sneezes. This is bullshit. — Wil Wheaton (@wilw) January 23, 2013
He has a point.
Where can one (me) buy a Pump Bra, fashioned from old Reebok Pumps? Don’t even TELL me it doesn’t exist. — olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) January 23, 2013
If she finds out, I volunteer to pump it up for her.
Seeing Bill and Hillary together at Obama’s inauguration reminded me that the last time I saw them together was at Bill’s inauguration. — Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) January 23, 2013
Seriously. Are they even still married?
Congratulations Matt Damon on your new hair plugs. They're barely noticeable. — Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Actually tweeted by Jimmy Kimmel who highjacked her account and led to this.
Almost every television network wants me badly—but I stay loyal to @nbc. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2013
Almost…
Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper. — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 23, 2013
It really would.
Steampunks are the sci-fi Amish. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 23, 2013
Do they ride in slow-moving steam-powered wagons?
LOL. Cute hat @russellcrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup ;) twitter.com/borisprso/stat… — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) January 23, 2013
No comment necessary.
If I’m attracted to a lady, it’s pretty much a given that she is attracted to me too, right? Because of science? — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 24, 2013
Yes.
Tonight Katie Couric is expected to break the news to Manti that Madea is actually Tyler Perry. — Jason Whitlock (@WhitlockJason) January 24, 2013
Wait, she is?
If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) January 24, 2013
TRUTH.
The voice of Charlie Brown was arrested for stalking. Man, is he going to rack up those 5 cent psychiatrist fees. — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 24, 2013
Lucy is going to clean up.
The U.S. Marine Band confirmed that Beyoncé lip-synced the National Anthem. Interesting…I thought it was just her pregnancy she faked. — Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) January 24, 2013
Oh, burnnnn…
Sorry, but poor old Manti is a completely deluded, ridiculously naive knucklehead. Someone has to say it. — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 24, 2013
He’s right. Someone had to say that.
If you honk at me before I’m done ordering I’ll get out my car, put my penis on your windshield n sing Amazing Grace slowly as possible — Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 25, 2013
Duly noted, Ochocinco. Duly noted.
 |  |
No comments:
Post a Comment