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Nov 30th 2012, 18:40

CELEBS ON TWITTER MAIN Twitter Crazy: This weeks best celebrity tweets

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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“This is sad bad, not fun bad.” — Everyone liveTweeting #lizanddick, to themselves about 10 minutes ago

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 26, 2012

There is a subtle difference, you know?

Surviving the row machine at the gym is exponentially more challenging when next to someone yet to discover deodorant.

— Bonnie Bernstein (@BonnieBernstein) November 26, 2012

That’s the “expert level” workout.

Lindsay Lohan’s probation will be revoked because she lied to police. The same goes for her SAG card after playing Elizabeth Taylor.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 26, 2012

Joan Rivers, ladies and gentlemen!

Shout out to those on Facebook who copied and pasted a worthless legal disclaimer to protect all that original and valuable stuff you share.

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 26, 2012

Yes, well done, all.

Boy, babies sure don't like wasabi.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 26, 2012

Duly noted.

At this rate “Two and Half Men” is soon going to be renamed “Man”.

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) November 26, 2012

I can’t wait til its renamed “Cancelled.”

UPS sponsors Notre Dame, but Fighting Irish fans are told on website they will get their BCS tickets via FedEx.

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) November 27, 2012

Oops.

Win a tweet from me bit.ly/JWTweet Good luck bitches!!

— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) November 27, 2012

That’s right. Win a tweet. That certainly puts the “Wow” in JWoww.

Nice things come in great packages

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 27, 2012

Wait, what?

Did the kid from Two and a Half Men ascend yet?

— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) November 27, 2012

In the eyes of many.

Finally trying yoga. Hot yoga

— Sarah Shahi (@onlysarahshahi) November 27, 2012

I’ll just let you use your imagination on this one.

“Two Men and an Ungrateful Fuck-toad”

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 27, 2012

But how do you really feel, Zach?

Neiman Marcus always has great Christmas gifts, but this year they’ve outdone themselves with “Gwyneth Paltrow’s turds in a sandwich bag.”

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 27, 2012

Already on my wish list.

A couple has named their baby “hashtag.” What a great name, said his siblings Lycos and Pets.com.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 28, 2012

Don’t laugh, you know someone out there has done this.

Just woke up to tell @carsondaly what a dickhead he is… Back to sleep!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) November 28, 2012

Now there’s a positive use of your time.

I’m amazed that PETA has never protested “Eye of the Tiger.”

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) November 28, 2012

Are you sure they haven’t?

I don’t trust females who say they hate Beyonce.

— Aubrey O’Day (@AubreyODay) November 28, 2012

Nor should you.

I just did an in real life double-take at a woman's boobs. I'd forgotten that's a real thing you can really involuntarily do.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 28, 2012

He needs to get out more.

If I found apple slices in my Happy Meal when I was a kid, I would’ve come un-fucking-glued.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 28, 2012

TRUTH.

Gabriel Aubry should learn how to fight—he became a punching bag. Always drama with Halle B!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 28, 2012

Thanks for weighing in, Donald.

Elizabeth Taylor shit her pants dead if she saw the Lindsay Lohan act like her. Embarassing to a woman %10000

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 29, 2012

Good to know the Sheik watches Lifetime.

Children make wonderful vehicles through which you can passive-aggressively speak to your spouse.

— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) November 29, 2012

Solid tip.

Love Christmas photos but feel too old to get one with Santa? Stay tuned next week – I may have something for you….

— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) November 30, 2012

I can hardly wait.

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