 Twitter Crazy: This (short) week's best celebrity tweets Nov 21st 2012, 19:00 Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy. Photo credit: eldh, Flickr Pretty psyched about the quality and quantity of my zits today. — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 19, 2012
Now that’s positive thinking. Choosy moms don’t choose Jif. They choose organic almond butter or some shit and then they don’t shut up about it. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) November 19, 2012
Sound familiar to anyone? It seems like the only time I use my house phone is when I need it to call my cell phone when I can’t locate it. Am I alone in this? — Kharma (@Kharma) November 19, 2012
No. I like humans. They’re just not my absolute favourite animal. — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 19, 2012
I’d put them about fifth on my list. Shower song o the day : Lykke Li, Dance Dance Dance. Oh Lykke, you fabulous. — olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) November 19, 2012
Okay. So we know she sings in the shower. Note made. POLL RESULTS (1183 VOTES): What size TV do you watch your games on? Top vote was 55 inch (23.7%), followed by 42 inch (21%) — darren rovell (@darrenrovell) November 19, 2012
What size TV do you watch the games on? Sometimes I’ll drive with my left tires over the lane bumps, just to remind myself I’m alive. — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 19, 2012
By Friday you may need to do this as well. Finished all of my Christmas shopping today! Its feels sooo good! Now I need to pick a wrapping paper theme! — Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) November 19, 2012
Have you picked your wrapping paper theme yet? Ugh. I just remembered that grown-ups call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day.” — Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) November 19, 2012
I call it stuff myself, watch football, and sleep on the couch day. GARY BETTMAN DUMB BITCH — The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 19, 2012
I didn’t know The Sheik was a hockey fan. hey everybody, YOLO, right? — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 19, 2012
He better just be fucking with us. Ke$ha scares me. It’s like she’s lip-syncing right at me. — Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 20, 2012
You’re not alone. She scares a lot of people. I would watch a puppet show about Elmo’s attorney. — Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 20, 2012
It would be PBS’ new hit show. Twitter is great cuz it’s really the best forum on which one should express & debate opinions about what’s going on in the Middle East — Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 20, 2012
No, Facebook is actually better for that. Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 20, 2012
He’s right, you know? Reading about paula broadwell threatening jill kelley over patraeus. This sounds more and more like an episode of basketball wives — David Spade (@DavidSpade) November 20, 2012
Dd he just admit he has watched Basketball Wives? After hearing about Elmo’s escapades it's no wonder Oscar is such a grouch….jealous bitch. — Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 20, 2012
Joan Rivers, ladies and gentlemen! Maybe this: imdb.com/name/nm2578007/ RT @kimkardashian Woke up today irritated & annoyed. Not sure why. — Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) November 20, 2012
Burn. I'm already annoyed with the media's coverage of "Black Friday". — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 20, 2012
Join the club. Headed to my parents house. Anyone know if you can hook an ipad up to dial-up? — Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 20, 2012
I’m sure there’s an app for that. Today is going to be the best day of my life. — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 20, 2012
I wonder how that worked out. So the NCAA basketball scoring record was shattered by a little white guy. Well played Mayans, well played. — Gregory Shane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) November 21, 2012
Yep. It’s all over now. What’s a good app for interacting with my family at the Thanksgiving dinner table? — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 21, 2012
Have a good Turkey Day, folks! (Oops.)  |  |
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