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9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters Nov 28th 2012, 19:20 YouTube Golf’s governing body banned long/belly putters today. Perhaps they should have looked into banning these things as well. Take a look. 9 Ban…children from tournaments Miguel Angel Jimenez plays in As you’re probably well aware, Miguel Angel Jimenez is the most interesting man in the world. And when the most interesting man in the world does his pre-game stretch routine, the ladies drop their panties. That’s no place for children to be around. 8 Ban..player-caddie awkward high fives Setting white people back for generations. 7 Ban…golf cart drink guys Flickr/jordankaycs Have you ever seen a golf cart drink guy? Oh, you haven’t? Well, I have and let me tell ya, when you’re expecting some hot little number to pour you a shot and you get Joe Bob’s buttcrack in your face, it’ll ruin your round. Also, tangibly related, this might happen if a girl’s behind the wheel—and that would probably make your day. 6 Ban…alligators on the golf course Lest some poor soul suffer the same fate as Happy Gilmore’s, Chubbs Peterson. 5 Ban…players dressed in Union Jack Tumblr/CBS Is it stylish? Perhaps. Is it a fashion statement? Maybe. Will it lead to the Jungle Bird videobombing your ceremony presentation? Certainly. 4 Ban…professional or mini-tours not sponsored by Hooters YouTube Just a matter of principle. 3 Ban…Europeans celebrating like d-bags at the Ryder Cup An ugly reminder that those aholes across the Atlantic came back to beat us on Sunday. 2 Ban…Kenny G from celebrity Pro-Ams YouTube I mean, really, why is he even at these things? a) he’s not a celebrity b) he’s a haven for lice 1 Ban…groundhogs YouTube/Orion Pictures Groundskeepers like Carl Spackler deserve a break from those wretched vermin. Media files: 9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters - Guyism long putter 9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters photo 9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters photo golf cart girl Ian Poulter and John Daly 9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters photo Hooters tour 9 Things the PGA should ban instead of long putters photo Kenny G golf Caddyshack

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